(Source: darkflights, via the-absolute-best-posts)

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*protestation intensifies*

I want one so bad!

(via edenswedenn)

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

(Source: hobnobbly, via squaab)

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(Source: c-mines, via the-absolute-best-posts)


"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"


(via the-absolute-best-posts)

*goes on a date and brings a clipboard and checklist*



*list on clipboard is just the lyrics to Short Skirt Long Jacket printed out*

"Ha ha, uh, how am I doing?"

What’s your name?


Do you have any intention of changing it to ‘Kitty’ and, subsequently, to ‘Karen’?


Hmm *taps clipboard with pen* not great.

(via thedapperbastard)

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i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

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